I don’t think she should be allowed to play baseball …
David Nuttall
on August 28, 2019 at 7:01 am
Only if the opposing outfielders are allowed to teleport off the field to try to catch her fly balls.
Announcer: Force is at the plate. She struck out last time she was up. Here’s the wind-up and the pitch and Force connects. Oh man, that ball is out of here! The centre fielder is teleporting to get under the ball out of the field, way off the field. Home base umpire Paragon is flying off to see if the ball is caught.
When the outfielder comes back to the field, the right fielder comes over and asks:
Right fielder: So did you catch the ball?
Centre fielder: No, I lost it in the sun.
Right fielder: Nuts! So, do you have the ball? Where did it land?
Centre fielder: I just told you.
I don’t think she should be allowed to play baseball …
Only if the opposing outfielders are allowed to teleport off the field to try to catch her fly balls.
Announcer: Force is at the plate. She struck out last time she was up. Here’s the wind-up and the pitch and Force connects. Oh man, that ball is out of here! The centre fielder is teleporting to get under the ball out of the field, way off the field. Home base umpire Paragon is flying off to see if the ball is caught.
When the outfielder comes back to the field, the right fielder comes over and asks:
Right fielder: So did you catch the ball?
Centre fielder: No, I lost it in the sun.
Right fielder: Nuts! So, do you have the ball? Where did it land?
Centre fielder: I just told you.